Our housewives are back! I’m so happy to see them again, I need a show that makes me laugh so badly (life is a bitch, sometimes), and they are perfect for this. Perfect and lovely, I’d say.

So, it seems like every season needs a creepy family. The first season had the Young family, and now we have the Applewhite family (family?). They’re scarier than Paul Young, for sure. Who the hell are they keeping tied up in the basement? And why they are keeping him tied up? I’m sure Susan will find out. She’s good at this ;)

I’ve heard a few people saying that it could be Rex down in the basement. Or Zach. Or Paul. I think that’s kinda stupid. First: Rex is dead. We saw his body (yeah, that was definetly a wax body, but just because they don’t have to pay the actor, this way. How can somebody think it’s a fake body? Bree is not that stupid. The writers are not Joss Whedon* that stupid.). Second: Zach and Paul? We saw them after the neighbours moved in, and when they moved in they were already hiding something, so it can’t be them, either. Third: I don’t have a third :P.

I loved how Bree waited till last second to tell everybody the news, I loved how she told Rex’s mother to fuck off, I loved how she changed Rex’s tie. I love her.

Carlos is a dumbass, but John is even worse. Gabrielle is my hero, throwing his luggage out of the door. And she can use Photoshop!

Zach is Mike Delfino’s son. I already knew this. I can’t see why Mike’s protecting him, by the way. Okay, he is his son, but who cares? He tried to kill him, he tried to kill his girlfriend, but he loves him because his son? A son he didn’t even know he had? I don’t understand.

Does Susan ever think before acting? She broke up with Mike without even know his intentions – did he say that he will be going to live with Zach, or whatever? No. So, what’s the matter with her?

Multi-tasking Lynette? She rocked (she always does).

Nice episode. This is going to be a great season.

* Don’t misunderstand me, I love him, I was just joking ;)