Random rants written down while I was watching.

LOL, I can’t stop laughing. Susan was great, with that newspaper. Susan 1, kid 0.

“Why are all rich men jerks?” “Some reason all beautiful women are bitches.” Gabrielle and Carlos are a great couple, they make me laugh so hard.

“Punishment”? What the hell did he do? She was lying to the doctor, for sure. I believe she is the one who is mental, not the men down there.

Aaw, Susan and Mike kissed. So cute.

I told you. Susan will figure out.

Pff. Matthew.

Bree slapped her! Yay!

Oh, George. I want to kill him.

Uh, poor Edie :(

Lynette won. She rocks. OMG she’s talking to the rat. LOL.

Rex’s mother is a bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch.